Special Report from the Aureate Confederacy’s Most Bewildering Landmark
Just outside the town of Luxidoor, on the sunny beaches of Meraki in the Aureate Confederacy, something ancient and inexplicable is happening. A pyramid — having first destroyed itself — has begun to repair itself.
Nobody ordered this. Nobody is paying for it. The pyramid is simply doing it on its own.
It came apart. Now it’s coming back together.
The pyramid first self-destructed before reversing course, the sandstone and structure reassembling as though the whole collapse had merely been a reset — a clearing of the throat before something greater. Whatever force is at work, it appears to be ongoing.
Mayor AmazingAJ of Luxidoor has a theory.
“Uranium gave this pyramid its mystical powers,” the mayor stated.
It is, admittedly, a bold claim. It is also currently the leading explanation on offer.
Gold, fame, and a longer life
Luxidoor local browndustbin has been following the story closely and reports that the pyramid’s powers extend well beyond self-repair. According to browndustbin, the structure produces three remarkable effects: gold, fame, and longevity.
If accurate, this would make the pyramid just outside Luxidoor the single most valuable landmark in the Aureate Confederacy — and possibly anywhere.
A town on the map
Luxidoor is a small town on Meraki, quietly going about its business — or it was, until its most prominent nearby landmark began demonstrating apparent immortality and mineral wealth. Mayor AmazingAJ, for one, seems unbothered by the strangeness of it all, and firmly convinced that uranium deserves the credit.
The pyramid, meanwhile, continues its work.